I Get (Search) Requests

But nowhere near as bizarre as those James Russell, undisputed meister of the bizarre search request, gets.

Note: The first two of these were jettisoned in the great "Oh shit, my blog has finally gone under" panic of Monday.

We usually manage a few, now and again.

Sicko. Please pursue your Randroid sex fantasies elsewhere.

If you hear any good ones, please let me know.

They have their own dictionary now?

The answer is: probably.

Definitely.

You just can't keep a good malapropism down, can you.

Sorry, no Canucks here.

Must get a maitre d' for the "wardroom"

I don't? Bugger!

The only surprise is that this is my first hit from a "Janet" search.