Ten Things That Just Ain't Worth Reading About

1. What the typical man tells you the typical woman wants.
2. What the typical man tells you the typical woman should want.
3. What any individual man tells you the typical woman wants.
4. What any individual man tells you the typical woman should want.
5. What the typical woman tells you the typical woman wants.
6. What any individual woman tells you women should want.
7. What really inept sociological research tells you the typical woman wants.
8. What really inept sociological research tells you the typical woman should want.
9. What any credulously uncritical reader of inept sociological research tells you about what the typical woman wants.
10. What any credulously uncritical reader of inept sociological research tells you about what the typical woman should want.