Friday, October 29, 2004

Pop Quiz


In a fine demonstration of rhetorical overkill, George W Bush recently described John Kerry as:

... the wrong man for the wrong job at the wrong time.

This raises an interesting question. Is George W Bush:

A. The right man for the wrong job at the wrong time?

B. The wrong man for the right job at the wrong time?

C.The wrong man for the wrong job at the right time?

D.The right man for the right job at the wrong time?

E. The right man for the wrong job at the right time?

F. The wrong man for the right job at the right time?

G. All of the above?

H. None of the above?

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Local News

Hairy-legged rider flashes on path


A MAN on a bicycle exposed himself to a woman in Brunswick.

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Detective Senior Constable Tony Moussa said the man was wearing a helmet and blue parachute material shorts, in his late 30s and described as having big thighs, dark hairy legs and possibly southern European ...

A COBURG man was stabbed when an alleged property dispute turned ugly on October 15.

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The man was taken to the Austin hospital and treated for a stab wound to the back and head injuries, while his wife was hit on the head with an iron bar...

Police Beat, Moreland Leader 25 October 2004