LIEBRTY ROXOR1!1!!11

4-SCORE + 7 YEARS AGO OUR FATHARS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONC3IEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DADICAETD 2 DA PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CRAAETD EQUAL1!1!!11

OMG WTF NOW WE R ENGAEGD IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WH3TH3R TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONC3IEVD AND SO D3DICAETD CAN LONG ANDUR3!111!! OMG WTF WA R MET ON A GR3AT BATLEFEILD OF TAHT WAR!!!1!11

WE HAEV COMA 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL R3STNG-PLAEC FOR THOS3 WHO H3R3 GAEV THERE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV11!!1!! WTF LOL IT IS AL2GETH3R FITNG AND PROPER TAHT W3 SHUD DO THIS1!11!!

OMG WTF BUT IN A LARGAR SENSE WE CANOT DEDICAET W3 CANOT CONSECRAET WA CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND!!!!1!1 LOL DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND DAAD WHO STRUGLED HERA HAEV CONSACRAETD IT FAR ABOVA OUR POR POWER 2 AD OR D3TRACT11!11!!! LOL

TEH WORLD WIL LITLE NOT3 NOR LONG R3MEMBR WUT WE SAY HERA BUT IT CAN N3VAR FORGAT WT DID HER3!111!11 WTF IT IS FOR US DA LIVNG RATHER 2 B DEDICAETD HAR3 2 DA UNFINISHED WORK WHICH THEY WHO FOUGHT HER3 HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLY ADVANCED!11!1!!

WTF LOL IT IS RATH3R FOR US 2 B HER3 DADICAETD 2 DA GR3AT TASK R3MANENG BFOR3 US-TAHT FROM THAS3 HONOR3D D3AD WE TAEK INCR3AESD DEVOTION 2 TAHT CAUS3 FOR WHICH THEY GAEV DA LAST FUL M3ASURE OF DAVOTION-TAHT W3 HERA HIGHLY R3SOLV3 TAHT TH3SE DEAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION UNDER GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOVERNMENT OF DA PEOPLE BY TEH PEOPL3 FOR TEH PEOPLE SHAL NOT PERISH FROM TEH EARTH1!1!!1 LOL

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