Friday, March 24, 2006

Give This Man What He Deserves

A Penis Gourd.

"I just killed a kid," Charles Martin told the emergency services operator. "I shot him with a goddamn 410 shotgun twice."

He had gunned down Larry Mugrage, his neighbours' 15-year old son. The teenager's crime: walking across Martin's lawn on his way home.

...

Even after killing the teenager, who was running home to fetch a video game, Martin, 66, was indignant. "I've been being harassed by him and his parents for five years. Today just blew it up," he told police.

Julian Borger of The Guardian syndicated in The Age.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"The gun lobby is now trying to pass a bill in the state that would allow workers to bring guns to work, with or without their employers' consent."

That would make them more careful about unfair dismissal.

- barista