South Dakota Abortion Checklist

(As approved by South Dakota State Senator Bill Napoli*)

Section 1

1. Were you a virgin before the rape?
   If your answer is Yes go on to question 2. If your answer is No consult your parents or Minister of Religion. It is never too late to find the Lord. And please fill out Section 2.
   
2. Are you religious?
   If your answer is Yes go on to question 3. If your answer is No, it really is time you consulted a Minister of Religion. Please fill out Section 2.
   
3. Were you saving yourself for marriage?
   If your answer is Yes go on to question 4. If your answer is No, please fill out Section 2.
4. Were you brutalised? If so please describe your experience in the space below (no attachments please).
   
   
5. Were you sodomised? If so please describe your experience in the space below (no attachments please).
   
   
6. How would you rate the sodomy?
   - Kinda enjoyed it
   - I've had worse
   - I can take it or leave it
   - Bad
   - As bad as you can possibly make it

Section 2:
The personal details you provide below will be forwarded to one of our community-based Pray for All the Poor Sinners teams. Be sure you enter all information correctly - the Lord doesn't like people wasting his time.

Christian Names:
Surname:
Address:
Telephone:

* - napoli definition by courtesy of Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Novels.

Afterthought: Bill Napoli's idea of a real life situation where abortion might be justified has me wondering just what the hell goes on in South Dakota. It just doesn't bear thinking about.