Better Living Through the Wonders of Applied Science
Thanks to, Bettina Arndt whose column in today's Age alerted me to the availability of TeenScreen, the latest weapon in the war on teenage promiscuity. At last, parents who are worried that their daughters might have taken on the unsavoury role of town bike can confront their round-heeled spawn with scientific proof of their moral laxity.
This is a fine example of how science, properly applied, can support Christian family values. No doubt we can expect to see a TeenScreen-based project feature in a Creation Science Fair some time soon.