The Bounder of St Huey's
Episode 3: A Sticky Situation
"It wasn't me sir, honest," said John Howard, Head Boy of St Huey's, "It was them. I was only passing on what they told me. 'S not my fault, 'S not my fault at all."
"And anyway, it was true all along," Robert Hill, Captain of the St Huey's Cadet Corps added helpfully. "So there!"