OfferDo you want a million dollars?
Seriously. I can put a million dollars your way, if you're interested.
What's the catch?
There's a little risk involved, obviously.
Yes, someone might lose their home.
Oh, so as long as I'll take a chance on losing my home, I'll get a million dollars.
No, not your home. This bloke's.
Crap photo. Who is it?
Nobody you know, obviously. Lives in Fremantle. Anyway, that's the deal - you get a million dollars, but he might lose his house.
Oh. So what's this bloke like?
Most people reckon he's a bit of a turd.
He's got a family, of course - wife and a couple of kids.
What are they like?
Crazy. Totally dysfunctional the lot of them.
It's pretty long odds they'll lose the house anyway; say about a hundred to one.
So what do I do, exactly, to get this million dollars?