Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Change Mismanagement - A Belated Announcement
As you'll have noticed, a few of the posts here at Tug Boat Potemkin are cross-posted at Larvatus Prodeo. There's also at least one post at LP that isn't reproduced here. I'm still working out a posting policy to manage posting on two blogs - provisionally, the more seriously D & M stuff that benefits from a fold is more likely to appear there, while the short, snappy and sometimes snarly stuff will remain here at Potemkin.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Payback. It's a Bitch.
Photogenic ANU academic and occasional op-edster, Andrew Leigh evidently fancies himself as a relaxed centrist:
Ideology first, facts second
April 10th, 2006
Today (11 April) he's been reading the latest HILDA report (PDF) from the Melbourne Institute and has learnt that:
The poor move house more often than the rich (p36)...
Now that's an odd thing for sure. But possibly it has something to do with the traditional preference the poor have always displayed for cheap rental accomodation over expensive freehold title. Incidentally, why you would link to a potentially out-of-date ILO page on an Australian wage subsidy scheme, when more up-to-date information might be available at the Centrelink web-site escapes me.
Ideology first, facts second
April 10th, 2006
On the right, Rafe Champion is outraged by the fact that disabled workers have to work for the minimum wage.
On the left, Gummo Trotsky is outraged by Rafe’s outrageous suggestion.
Neither seem to have heard of the Supported Wage System ...Today (11 April) he's been reading the latest HILDA report (PDF) from the Melbourne Institute and has learnt that:
The poor move house more often than the rich (p36)...
Now that's an odd thing for sure. But possibly it has something to do with the traditional preference the poor have always displayed for cheap rental accomodation over expensive freehold title. Incidentally, why you would link to a potentially out-of-date ILO page on an Australian wage subsidy scheme, when more up-to-date information might be available at the Centrelink web-site escapes me.
Get Out Now Pete, While the Going's Still Good
Slippery John has announced that any new, and tougher, rules coming from the Federal Government's review of the processes for dealing with asylum seekers will apply to all asylum seekers, not just West papuans (The Age). Clearly the bastard is hell-bent on seeing that, by the time he leaves office there won't be much that the Liberal Party stands for beyond winning office and Australia will be regarded overseas as the most mercenary nation on the face of the planet.
Look Pete - the bugger's not going to hand you the leadership until he's damn sure the Coalition is washed out, electorally, and he needs a patsy to take the fall so he can go down in history as the most successful Prime MInister since Menzies, if not ever. And if the unthinkable happens - Howard loses the next election to the ALP - you'll still be up shit creek, because as soon as you try to go after the ALP on anything like a matter of principle, you won't have any credibility left.
Give it up mate. Announce your resignation from politics now. There's still time for you to win renown as a distinguished conservative legal academic.
Look Pete - the bugger's not going to hand you the leadership until he's damn sure the Coalition is washed out, electorally, and he needs a patsy to take the fall so he can go down in history as the most successful Prime MInister since Menzies, if not ever. And if the unthinkable happens - Howard loses the next election to the ALP - you'll still be up shit creek, because as soon as you try to go after the ALP on anything like a matter of principle, you won't have any credibility left.
Give it up mate. Announce your resignation from politics now. There's still time for you to win renown as a distinguished conservative legal academic.
WorkFarces
BUILDING workers have been docked four hours' pay for briefly stopping work to collect money for the family of a colleague killed on a construction site.
The workers were docked under the Federal Government's new workplace laws, which require bosses to deduct a minimum four hours' pay for any unauthorised stoppages.
Hooker Cockram general manager Matthew Dalmau confirmed he had advised subcontractors working on a Defence Department site in Port Melbourne to dock the pay of about 25 workers.The workers stopped for about 20 minutes on Friday to collect $470 for the widow of Christos Binos, 58, who was crushed to death by a concrete panel at a Pakenham building site on March 8.
Mr Dalmau said the law required the unions to request a stoppage in writing, otherwise it was considered illegal industrial action for which the workers must have their pay docked. Employers who failed to deduct the wages could be fined up to $33,000.
"So our hands are tied," Mr Dalmau said. "If the unions had requested it in writing prior to the event, of course we would have approved it."
...(Meaghan Shaw in The Age)
Cross-posted at Larvatus Prodeo
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Shortest Ever Francis Fukuyama
I'm so pissed off with the Bush Administration for trying to kick-start history again that I'm deserting the neo-cons.
(cross posted at Larvatus Prodeo).
(cross posted at Larvatus Prodeo).
Friday, April 07, 2006
Junk. Period.
There's nothing like a bad analogy to put you in a foul mood for the day. Over at Catallaxy, Rafe Champion asks:
That is happening to people who are slow, with minor physical and mental or intellectual handicaps, and people who are untrained and lacking experience, or all of the above. And some of the most caring people around are all in favour of the minimum wage legislation that croduces [sic] that outcome.
So here's another argument against labour market regulation that provides for minimum wage laws - there are perfectly serviceable, workworthy "junk" people out there who have been priced out of the labour market, in the same way that perfectly serviceable barely roadworthy old bangers would be priced out of the used car market if cars had a legislated minimum sale price. Let's leave aside all the "people ain't cars, Rafe - there are some fairly obvious differences" snark and move onto Rafe's suggested solution:
What if some clever people spent an hour or two working out how to adjust the wage laws, taxation and welfare system to permit:
It worked too - sort of. Every time you rang up an employer looking to get a job for some junker kid who'd spent the past four months rusting in the street or the back yard you'd mention that the Government would kick in for first four months' wages, to cover training costs. And if the kid got the job, and managed to hold onto it for long enough, you got a subsidised placement under SYTEP (Special Youth Training and Employment Program) to count towards your monthly target - your share of the section target which in turn was part of the office target, set by the Office Manager at the start of the financial year when he got his annual targets from the Zone Manager whose targets were set by the State Director who answered, of course, to the National Director who answered to Neil Brown (QC MP). Which was great.
As for the kids, well they'd most likely be back in the office in about four months, looking to sign onto the dole again so they could spend another four months rusting on the street or in the back yard and get put through the mill again. A very common occurrence if the job had been listed as a junkers only job.
Of course, now that the CES no longer exists and the whole thing's been privatised, that sort of bureaucratic maladministration doesn't go on. It's been largely replaced by private sector maladministration which, depending on how much of a hard-line privatisationist you are, either doesn't exist or is nowhere near as bad as the kind you get in the public sector. Personally, I doubt that the unholy alliance of Job Network and Centrelink is capable of delivering one of Rafe's key requirements:
Some of the people who I envisage in this scheme would need to have a mentor to assist in negotiating the pay and conditions and I don’t mean a standover man from a union theatening a strike, but a person who is looking for a win/win outcome .
Actually Rafe, it needs to be win/win/win: win for the employer, win for the mentor and win for the employee. I reckon a union organiser for whom each new worker is also a new member for the union - and therefore a win for her - would make a better mentor than an employment agency hack for whom the newly employed worker is just another government fee to collect.
Postscript: after reading over this piece Zeppo Bakunin reminded me that subsidised employment is still going on through Job Network and Centrelink. And the practice of listing jobs as junkers only still exists, with all the risk of corruption that this entails.
(Cross-posted at Larvatus Prodeo)
What if there was a minium price law for cars? Say $8,000?
What would happen to all the servicable but not very new or flashy cars that nobody is prepared to pay $8000 to own?
I suppose they would have to be junked, or just left sitting in the street or the back yard.
Rafe then continues with an argument from analogy that manages to be grossly imept and middling offensive - in a patronisingly patrician way. No mean feat that:That is happening to people who are slow, with minor physical and mental or intellectual handicaps, and people who are untrained and lacking experience, or all of the above. And some of the most caring people around are all in favour of the minimum wage legislation that croduces [sic] that outcome.
So here's another argument against labour market regulation that provides for minimum wage laws - there are perfectly serviceable, workworthy "junk" people out there who have been priced out of the labour market, in the same way that perfectly serviceable barely roadworthy old bangers would be priced out of the used car market if cars had a legislated minimum sale price. Let's leave aside all the "people ain't cars, Rafe - there are some fairly obvious differences" snark and move onto Rafe's suggested solution:
What if some clever people spent an hour or two working out how to adjust the wage laws, taxation and welfare system to permit:
(a) employers to put on a person at a price that they can afford to pay for less productive workers, bearing in mind the oncosts of employment.
(b) the workers to have enough extra cash in hand (after tax and adjustment of benefits) to make it worth their while to work.
What if, indeed. The answer is that it's been tried in the past - I know, because back in the early eighties I started a ten year term in the Department of No Fixed Portfolio, as an "Employment Officer" in the CES. What we used to have before the current government decided, for purely ideological reasons, that the service was going to be contracted out to private providers. A lot of the work was about trying to get various classes of junk people - the long-term unemployed, those handicapped people, and youf - into employment with the help of a government subsidy towards their wages. Oh and this was under a Liberal government, when Neil Brown (QC MP) was the Minister for whatever Department we happened to be at the time.It worked too - sort of. Every time you rang up an employer looking to get a job for some junker kid who'd spent the past four months rusting in the street or the back yard you'd mention that the Government would kick in for first four months' wages, to cover training costs. And if the kid got the job, and managed to hold onto it for long enough, you got a subsidised placement under SYTEP (Special Youth Training and Employment Program) to count towards your monthly target - your share of the section target which in turn was part of the office target, set by the Office Manager at the start of the financial year when he got his annual targets from the Zone Manager whose targets were set by the State Director who answered, of course, to the National Director who answered to Neil Brown (QC MP). Which was great.
As for the kids, well they'd most likely be back in the office in about four months, looking to sign onto the dole again so they could spend another four months rusting on the street or in the back yard and get put through the mill again. A very common occurrence if the job had been listed as a junkers only job.
Of course, now that the CES no longer exists and the whole thing's been privatised, that sort of bureaucratic maladministration doesn't go on. It's been largely replaced by private sector maladministration which, depending on how much of a hard-line privatisationist you are, either doesn't exist or is nowhere near as bad as the kind you get in the public sector. Personally, I doubt that the unholy alliance of Job Network and Centrelink is capable of delivering one of Rafe's key requirements:
Some of the people who I envisage in this scheme would need to have a mentor to assist in negotiating the pay and conditions and I don’t mean a standover man from a union theatening a strike, but a person who is looking for a win/win outcome .
Actually Rafe, it needs to be win/win/win: win for the employer, win for the mentor and win for the employee. I reckon a union organiser for whom each new worker is also a new member for the union - and therefore a win for her - would make a better mentor than an employment agency hack for whom the newly employed worker is just another government fee to collect.
Postscript: after reading over this piece Zeppo Bakunin reminded me that subsidised employment is still going on through Job Network and Centrelink. And the practice of listing jobs as junkers only still exists, with all the risk of corruption that this entails.
(Cross-posted at Larvatus Prodeo)
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Jobbernowly
Jobbernowl is a real word - I found it in an old OED we have kicking around the place. And a jobbernowl is definitely a creature to beware of. However amusing it might appear.
Thanks to Kim at Larvatus Prodeo for the link to this specimen of the species. Which led me on to this fine example of what happens when you tangle with a jobbernowl who's got things completely gurmbled.
Thanks to Kim at Larvatus Prodeo for the link to this specimen of the species. Which led me on to this fine example of what happens when you tangle with a jobbernowl who's got things completely gurmbled.
What a Difference a Day Makes
You've got to strike two balances when you're siting a wind farm; one is you've got to find the area where you've got the best and most reliable wind, and you also want to make it where it's got the lowest impact on the nearby residents... My plea to the states is let's look at a national code. It doesn't have to be Canberra telling you how to do it; it's really just some principles that guide the process and really try to make wind the friendly solution for the future, not one that divides communities, one that sees them unite behind the need for a cleaner, greener future.
... I think everyone's trying to find the right balance and I think a national code could be of assistance because if the States want to go it alone well that's their right. I have deeply strong respect for States' rights, I have planning controls, and I have a lot of other controls, I just think sometimes for the benefit of the wind industry and a clean renewable future, having a sensible set of principles right across Australia can sometimes be a good thing.
[Senator Ian Campbell on ABC Albany, Tuesday, April 4]
I've announced this morning that I have decided not to approve the Bald Hills wind farm in Victoria. I have done so on the basis that the report commissioned by my department has said that the Orange-bellied Parrot, which is threatened and is in a very precarious situation as a species, can't really stand any further potential impacts. The wind farm proposed could have such an impact and hasten the extinction of that species. So based on that and for all the reasons I will cause to be published, this wind farm proposal will not proceed.
[Ian Campbell on Wednesday, April 5]
The announcement is also covered in a press release, where the Minister, perhaps with the assistance of a ghost writer says:
The full report is available here (various PDF files) - its contents are described in the introduction:
In 2005, Biosis Research Pty Ltd was contracted by the Australian Government to develop a means of modelling the predicted cumulative risks posed to birds from collisions with turbines at multiple wind farms. Cumulative risk modelling was then undertaken for four endangered species of birds: the Orange-bellied Parrot, the Tasmanian Wedge-tailed Eagle, the Swift Parrot and the Australian population of the White-bellied Sea-eagle. The risk of collision for a number of other birds and a bat species was also modelled, focusing on wind farm developments in Gippsland, Victoria.
Now let's take a look at what the Minister has said about Bald Hills and compare it with what the report has to say:
The wind farm proposed could have such an impact and hasten the extinction of that species. [Andrews]
We have used a precautionary approach to input assumptions to modelling. For instance, Orange-bellied Parrots have not been recorded at twenty of the 23 wind farm sites under consideration despite active searching for them at most of the sites. One or two sightings of individuals have been made at the other three sites. Thus there is no informative empirical data about actual numbers or variation in numbers of birds that might reside at any site. However we have modelled on the basis that numbers of birds do spend time at the great majority of sites. The modelling here thus exceeds all actual experience. ... We have intentionally adopted this approach in an attempt to err, if at all, on the basis of over- rather than underestimation of potential risks to the species. [Orange-bellied Parrot report, p14-15]
Predictions of the current modelling suggest that between 1.35 and 0.84 additional parrot mortalities might result annually from the cumulative effects of wind turbine collisions across the species range if all potential wind farms were to be built. We consider that a collision avoidance rate for the species will be 99% or higher. Thus the additional mortality predicted for the cumulative effects of turbine collisions for wind farms within the range of the Orange-bellied Parrot is likely to result in the additional death of less than one bird per annum. [Orange-bellied Parrot report p34]
In other words, even assuming the worst possible situation, the consultants expect less than one parrot to die from banging its head into a windfarm turbine per year, once all potential windfarms are built. In the case of Bald Hill, there are no recorded sightings of the Orange-bellied Parrot at the site, and it is included as a possible migration passage only.
“Given that the Orange-bellied Parrot is predicted to have an extremely high probability of extinction in its current situation, almost any negative impact on the species could be sufficient to tip the balance against its continued existence. In this context it may be argued that any avoidable deleterious effect - even the very minor predicted impacts of turbine collisions - should be prevented.” [Andrews, quoting page 48 of the report]
Our analyses suggest that such action will have extremely limited beneficial value to conservation of the parrot without addressing very much greater adverse effects that are currently operating against it. [The very next sentence - and the end of the report]
Of vital concern for the Orange-bellied Parrot, is the fact that PVA modelling utilising the most up-to-date and comprehensive population information indicates that the species has a very high probability of going extinct within about 50 years in the absence of any mortality due to wind turbine collisions. Despite the best efforts of the Orange-bellied Parrot Recovery effort, there are clearly substantive factors that are presently largely preventing growth of the population and placing it at very significant risk of extinction. [Further up page 48 - original emphasis]
Perhaps Campbell - officially Minister for the Environment and Heritage, in this case acting more as Minister for Appeasing Nimbies in Marginal Electorates - would have got the point if the consultants had come right out and said "In this context a complete idiot might argue that any avoidable deleterious effect - even the very minor predicted impacts of turbine collisions - should be prevented."
More at The Age.
... I think everyone's trying to find the right balance and I think a national code could be of assistance because if the States want to go it alone well that's their right. I have deeply strong respect for States' rights, I have planning controls, and I have a lot of other controls, I just think sometimes for the benefit of the wind industry and a clean renewable future, having a sensible set of principles right across Australia can sometimes be a good thing.
[Senator Ian Campbell on ABC Albany, Tuesday, April 4]
I've announced this morning that I have decided not to approve the Bald Hills wind farm in Victoria. I have done so on the basis that the report commissioned by my department has said that the Orange-bellied Parrot, which is threatened and is in a very precarious situation as a species, can't really stand any further potential impacts. The wind farm proposed could have such an impact and hasten the extinction of that species. So based on that and for all the reasons I will cause to be published, this wind farm proposal will not proceed.
[Ian Campbell on Wednesday, April 5]
The announcement is also covered in a press release, where the Minister, perhaps with the assistance of a ghost writer says:
“While the report found that the impact of wind turbine collisions on the Orange-bellied Parrot may be small, up to one bird death per year, it concluded that almost any negative impact on the species could be sufficient to tip the balance against its continued existence.”
The report concluded:
“Given that the Orange-bellied Parrot is predicted to have an extremely high probability of extinction in its current situation, almost any negative impact on the species could be sufficient to tip the balance against its continued existence. In this context it may be argued that any avoidable deleterious effect - even the very minor predicted impacts of turbine collisions - should be prevented.” Wind farm collision risk for birds – Cumulative risks for threatened and migratory species, p47 (Orange-bellied Parrot report)
In 2005, Biosis Research Pty Ltd was contracted by the Australian Government to develop a means of modelling the predicted cumulative risks posed to birds from collisions with turbines at multiple wind farms. Cumulative risk modelling was then undertaken for four endangered species of birds: the Orange-bellied Parrot, the Tasmanian Wedge-tailed Eagle, the Swift Parrot and the Australian population of the White-bellied Sea-eagle. The risk of collision for a number of other birds and a bat species was also modelled, focusing on wind farm developments in Gippsland, Victoria.
Now let's take a look at what the Minister has said about Bald Hills and compare it with what the report has to say:
The wind farm proposed could have such an impact and hasten the extinction of that species. [Andrews]
We have used a precautionary approach to input assumptions to modelling. For instance, Orange-bellied Parrots have not been recorded at twenty of the 23 wind farm sites under consideration despite active searching for them at most of the sites. One or two sightings of individuals have been made at the other three sites. Thus there is no informative empirical data about actual numbers or variation in numbers of birds that might reside at any site. However we have modelled on the basis that numbers of birds do spend time at the great majority of sites. The modelling here thus exceeds all actual experience. ... We have intentionally adopted this approach in an attempt to err, if at all, on the basis of over- rather than underestimation of potential risks to the species. [Orange-bellied Parrot report, p14-15]
Predictions of the current modelling suggest that between 1.35 and 0.84 additional parrot mortalities might result annually from the cumulative effects of wind turbine collisions across the species range if all potential wind farms were to be built. We consider that a collision avoidance rate for the species will be 99% or higher. Thus the additional mortality predicted for the cumulative effects of turbine collisions for wind farms within the range of the Orange-bellied Parrot is likely to result in the additional death of less than one bird per annum. [Orange-bellied Parrot report p34]
In other words, even assuming the worst possible situation, the consultants expect less than one parrot to die from banging its head into a windfarm turbine per year, once all potential windfarms are built. In the case of Bald Hill, there are no recorded sightings of the Orange-bellied Parrot at the site, and it is included as a possible migration passage only.
“Given that the Orange-bellied Parrot is predicted to have an extremely high probability of extinction in its current situation, almost any negative impact on the species could be sufficient to tip the balance against its continued existence. In this context it may be argued that any avoidable deleterious effect - even the very minor predicted impacts of turbine collisions - should be prevented.” [Andrews, quoting page 48 of the report]
Our analyses suggest that such action will have extremely limited beneficial value to conservation of the parrot without addressing very much greater adverse effects that are currently operating against it. [The very next sentence - and the end of the report]
Of vital concern for the Orange-bellied Parrot, is the fact that PVA modelling utilising the most up-to-date and comprehensive population information indicates that the species has a very high probability of going extinct within about 50 years in the absence of any mortality due to wind turbine collisions. Despite the best efforts of the Orange-bellied Parrot Recovery effort, there are clearly substantive factors that are presently largely preventing growth of the population and placing it at very significant risk of extinction. [Further up page 48 - original emphasis]
Perhaps Campbell - officially Minister for the Environment and Heritage, in this case acting more as Minister for Appeasing Nimbies in Marginal Electorates - would have got the point if the consultants had come right out and said "In this context a complete idiot might argue that any avoidable deleterious effect - even the very minor predicted impacts of turbine collisions - should be prevented."
More at The Age.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
WorkChoices, Australia 1892
THE FIREMENS' STRIKE ON THE RMS OPHIR
ADELAIDE, Monday
All the Ophir's firemen who were engaged in the dispute at Melbourne returned to work except three, who persistently refused to obey the orders of the second engineer, and thereby caused inconvenience. Captain Ruthven handed them over to the police on reaching Largs Bay and they were removed to Port Adelaide Police Station.
At the Port Adelaide Police Court, on Monday, Alfred Stevens, George Janier, and David Morgan, firemen of the Ophir, were charged with disobeying lawful commands. The defendents pleaded guilty and were sentenced to 12 weeks imprisonment and ordered to pay a proportion of the costs.
(The Argus, 12 January, 1892)
ADELAIDE, Monday
All the Ophir's firemen who were engaged in the dispute at Melbourne returned to work except three, who persistently refused to obey the orders of the second engineer, and thereby caused inconvenience. Captain Ruthven handed them over to the police on reaching Largs Bay and they were removed to Port Adelaide Police Station.
At the Port Adelaide Police Court, on Monday, Alfred Stevens, George Janier, and David Morgan, firemen of the Ophir, were charged with disobeying lawful commands. The defendents pleaded guilty and were sentenced to 12 weeks imprisonment and ordered to pay a proportion of the costs.
(The Argus, 12 January, 1892)
Marvellous Melbourne
LADIES - My Herbal Wonder, Nature's own remedy restores regularity. Safe, certain. Write Mrs Marchmont, Eastern Market.
ONE Box of CLARKE'S B41 PILLS is warranted to cure all discharges from the urinary organs in either sex (acquired or constitutional), gravel, and pains in the back. Sold in boxes, 4s 6d each, by chemists everywhere throughout the world. Proprietors - Lincoln and Midland Drug Co, Lincoln, England.
In all NERVOUS DISEASES
CONSULT Dr L L SMITH
41 Collins Street
Consultation fee (by letter) £1.
FOR THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE - Clarke's World-famed Blood Mixture is warranted to cleanse the blood from all impurities, from whatever cause arising. For scrofula, scurvy, eczema, skin and blood diseases, and sores of all kinds its effects are marvellous. Thousands of testimonials. In bottles 2s 9d and 11d each, of all chemists. Ask for Clarke's Blood Mixture and do not take an imitation.
ONE Box of CLARKE'S B41 PILLS is warranted to cure all discharges from the urinary organs in either sex (acquired or constitutional), gravel, and pains in the back. Sold in boxes, 4s 6d each, by chemists everywhere throughout the world. Proprietors - Lincoln and Midland Drug Co, Lincoln, England.
In all NERVOUS DISEASES
CONSULT Dr L L SMITH
41 Collins Street
Consultation fee (by letter) £1.
FOR THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE - Clarke's World-famed Blood Mixture is warranted to cleanse the blood from all impurities, from whatever cause arising. For scrofula, scurvy, eczema, skin and blood diseases, and sores of all kinds its effects are marvellous. Thousands of testimonials. In bottles 2s 9d and 11d each, of all chemists. Ask for Clarke's Blood Mixture and do not take an imitation.
He Took an Imitation
BENDIGO, MONDAY
Joseph Brandon, 58 years of age, a ntive of London, and who for many years hs carried on business in Bendigo as a fancy goods seller, committed suicide this afternoon by hanging himself in a stable at the rear of his residence in McLaren street. He had been suffering from softening of the brain for a long time, and leaves a wife and three children.
(The Argus, 12 January 1892)
Joseph Brandon, 58 years of age, a ntive of London, and who for many years hs carried on business in Bendigo as a fancy goods seller, committed suicide this afternoon by hanging himself in a stable at the rear of his residence in McLaren street. He had been suffering from softening of the brain for a long time, and leaves a wife and three children.
(The Argus, 12 January 1892)
Saturday, March 25, 2006
WorkChoices in Warwickshire, 1685
About the beginning of the year 1685 the justices of Warwickshire, in the exercise of a power entrusted to them by an Act of Elizabeth, fixed, at their quarter sessions, a scale of wages for the county, and notified that every employer who gave more than the authorised sum, and every working man who received more, would be liable to punishment. The wages of the common agricultural labourer, from March to September, were fixed at ... fourshillings a week without food. From September to March the wages were to be only three and sixpence a week.
(MacAulay, again)
(MacAulay, again)
Friday, March 24, 2006
MacAulay Magic, Yet Again
Some choice excerpts from Chapter III - "The State of England in 1685", which includes a lot of explicit contrasts between the state of England of MacAulay's time and the year 1685 - usually to the detriment of the latter.
On Personnel Agencies in Bristol:
The passion for colonial traffic was so strong that there was scarcely a small shopkeeper in Bristol who had not a venture on board of some ship bound for Virginia or the Antilles. Some of these ventures indeed were not of the most honourable kind. There was, in the Transatlantic possessions of the crown, a great demand for labour; and this demand was partly supplied by a system of crimping and kidnapping at the principal English seaports. Nowhere was this system in such active and extensive operation as at Bristol...
On the Tourism and Hospitality Industry:
England, however, was not, in the seventeeenth century devoid of watering places. The gentry of Derbyshire and of the neighbouring counties repaired to Buxton, where they were lodged in low rooms under low rafters, and regaled with oatcake, and with a viand which the hosts called mutton, but which the guests suspected to be dog.
On Government Media Policy:
Any person might ... print, at his own risk, a history, a sermon, or a poem, without the previous approbation of any officer; but the Judges were unanimously of the opinion that this liberty did not extend to Gazettes, and that, by the common law of England, no man, not authorised by the crown, had a right to publish political news. While the Whig party was still formidable, the government thought it expedient occasionally to connive at the violation of this rule... After the defeat of the Whigs it was no longer necessary for the Knig to be sparing in the use of that which the Judges had pronounced to be his undoubted prerogative. At the close of his reign no newspaper was suffered to appear without his allowance: and his allowance was given exclusively to the London Gazette.
On Media Content and Bias in the Mainstream Media:
The contents [of the London Gazette] generally were a royal proclamation, two or three Tory addresses, notices of two or thre promotions, an account of a skirmish between the imperial troops and the Janissaries on the Danube, a description of a highwayman, an announcement of a grand cockfight between two persons of honour, and an advertisement offering a reward for a strayed dog... but neither the Gazette nor any supplementary broadside printed by authority ever contained any intelligence which it did not suit the purposes of the Court to publish. The most important parliamentary debates, the most important state trials, recorded in our history, were passed over in profound silence.
On the growth of the coffeesphere and coffee house syndication (CHS):
In the capital the coffee houses supplied in some measure the place of a journal. Thither the Londoners flocked, as the Atheninas of old flocked to the market place, to hear whethter there was any news... But people who lived at a distance from the great theatre of political contention could be kept regularly informed of what was passing there only by means of newsletters... The newswriter rambled from coffee room to coffee room, collecting reports, squeezed himself into the Sessions House at the Old Bailey if there was an interesting trial... That was a memorable day on which the first newsletter from London was laid on the table of the only coffee room in Cambridge... Within a week after it had arrived it had been thumbed by twenty families. It furnished the neighbouring squires with matterfor talk over their October, and the neighbouring rectors with topics for sharp sermons against Whiggery or Popery.
On a seventeenth century Right Wing Death Beast:
... Another journal, published under the patronage of the Court, consisted of comment without news. This paper, called The Observator, was edited by an old Tory pamphleteer named Roger Lestrange... ...his nature, at once ferocious and ignoble, showed itself in every line that he penned... In tha last month of the reign of Charles the Second, William Jenkyn, an aged dissenting pator of great note, who had been cruelly persecuted for no crime but that of worshipping God according to the fashion generally followed throughout Protestant Europe, died of hardships and privations in Newgate. The outbreak of popular sympathy could not be restrained. The corpse was followed to the grave by a train of a hundred and fifty coaches... Lestrange alone set up a howl of savage exultation, laughed at the weak compassion of the Trimmers, proclaimed that the blasphemous old impostor had met with a most righteous punishment, and vowed to wage war, not only to the death, but after death, with all the mock saints and martyrs.
Skipping forward several pages, there's some interesting stuff under the marginal heading "Delusion which leads men to overrate the happiness of preceding generations", but I'll leave that until I've got to it in proper order. It might warrant essaying at attempt at an essay.
On Personnel Agencies in Bristol:
The passion for colonial traffic was so strong that there was scarcely a small shopkeeper in Bristol who had not a venture on board of some ship bound for Virginia or the Antilles. Some of these ventures indeed were not of the most honourable kind. There was, in the Transatlantic possessions of the crown, a great demand for labour; and this demand was partly supplied by a system of crimping and kidnapping at the principal English seaports. Nowhere was this system in such active and extensive operation as at Bristol...
On the Tourism and Hospitality Industry:
England, however, was not, in the seventeeenth century devoid of watering places. The gentry of Derbyshire and of the neighbouring counties repaired to Buxton, where they were lodged in low rooms under low rafters, and regaled with oatcake, and with a viand which the hosts called mutton, but which the guests suspected to be dog.
On Government Media Policy:
Any person might ... print, at his own risk, a history, a sermon, or a poem, without the previous approbation of any officer; but the Judges were unanimously of the opinion that this liberty did not extend to Gazettes, and that, by the common law of England, no man, not authorised by the crown, had a right to publish political news. While the Whig party was still formidable, the government thought it expedient occasionally to connive at the violation of this rule... After the defeat of the Whigs it was no longer necessary for the Knig to be sparing in the use of that which the Judges had pronounced to be his undoubted prerogative. At the close of his reign no newspaper was suffered to appear without his allowance: and his allowance was given exclusively to the London Gazette.
On Media Content and Bias in the Mainstream Media:
The contents [of the London Gazette] generally were a royal proclamation, two or three Tory addresses, notices of two or thre promotions, an account of a skirmish between the imperial troops and the Janissaries on the Danube, a description of a highwayman, an announcement of a grand cockfight between two persons of honour, and an advertisement offering a reward for a strayed dog... but neither the Gazette nor any supplementary broadside printed by authority ever contained any intelligence which it did not suit the purposes of the Court to publish. The most important parliamentary debates, the most important state trials, recorded in our history, were passed over in profound silence.
On the growth of the coffeesphere and coffee house syndication (CHS):
In the capital the coffee houses supplied in some measure the place of a journal. Thither the Londoners flocked, as the Atheninas of old flocked to the market place, to hear whethter there was any news... But people who lived at a distance from the great theatre of political contention could be kept regularly informed of what was passing there only by means of newsletters... The newswriter rambled from coffee room to coffee room, collecting reports, squeezed himself into the Sessions House at the Old Bailey if there was an interesting trial... That was a memorable day on which the first newsletter from London was laid on the table of the only coffee room in Cambridge... Within a week after it had arrived it had been thumbed by twenty families. It furnished the neighbouring squires with matterfor talk over their October, and the neighbouring rectors with topics for sharp sermons against Whiggery or Popery.
On a seventeenth century Right Wing Death Beast:
... Another journal, published under the patronage of the Court, consisted of comment without news. This paper, called The Observator, was edited by an old Tory pamphleteer named Roger Lestrange... ...his nature, at once ferocious and ignoble, showed itself in every line that he penned... In tha last month of the reign of Charles the Second, William Jenkyn, an aged dissenting pator of great note, who had been cruelly persecuted for no crime but that of worshipping God according to the fashion generally followed throughout Protestant Europe, died of hardships and privations in Newgate. The outbreak of popular sympathy could not be restrained. The corpse was followed to the grave by a train of a hundred and fifty coaches... Lestrange alone set up a howl of savage exultation, laughed at the weak compassion of the Trimmers, proclaimed that the blasphemous old impostor had met with a most righteous punishment, and vowed to wage war, not only to the death, but after death, with all the mock saints and martyrs.
Skipping forward several pages, there's some interesting stuff under the marginal heading "Delusion which leads men to overrate the happiness of preceding generations", but I'll leave that until I've got to it in proper order. It might warrant essaying at attempt at an essay.
Give This Man What He Deserves
A Penis Gourd.
"I just killed a kid," Charles Martin told the emergency services operator. "I shot him with a goddamn 410 shotgun twice."
He had gunned down Larry Mugrage, his neighbours' 15-year old son. The teenager's crime: walking across Martin's lawn on his way home.
...
Even after killing the teenager, who was running home to fetch a video game, Martin, 66, was indignant. "I've been being harassed by him and his parents for five years. Today just blew it up," he told police.
Julian Borger of The Guardian syndicated in The Age.
"I just killed a kid," Charles Martin told the emergency services operator. "I shot him with a goddamn 410 shotgun twice."
He had gunned down Larry Mugrage, his neighbours' 15-year old son. The teenager's crime: walking across Martin's lawn on his way home.
...
Even after killing the teenager, who was running home to fetch a video game, Martin, 66, was indignant. "I've been being harassed by him and his parents for five years. Today just blew it up," he told police.
Julian Borger of The Guardian syndicated in The Age.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
More Macaulay Magic
He might be an opinionated jingo, but I'm starting to warm to the old bugger. Once he gets into the seventeenth century, from Charles the First on, it's almost racy, with a cast of overdrawn characters worthy of Robbins or Hailey. Here he is on public morals after the Restoration:
... The praise of politeness and vivacity could now scarcely be obtained except by some violation of decorum. Talents great and various assisted to spread the contagion. Ethical philosophy had recently taken a form well suited to pleasea generation equally devoted to monarchy and to vice. Thomas Hobbes had, in language more precise and luminous than has ever been employed by any other metaphysical writer, maintained that the will of the prince was the standard of right and wrong, and that every subject ought to be ready to profess Popery, Mahometanism or Paganism, at the royal command...
... The restored Church contended indeed against the prevailing immorality, but contended feebly, and with half a heart. It was necessary to the decorum of her character that she should admonish her erring children: but her admonitions were given in a somewhat perfunctory manner. Her attention was elsewhere engaged. Her whole soul was in the crushing of the Puritans, and of teaching her disciples to give unto Caesar the things which were Caesar's... She had been restored to opulence and honour by libertines... If the debauched Cavalier haunted brothels and gambling houses, he at least avoided conventicles. If he never spoke without uttering ribaldry and blasphemy, he made some amends by his eagerness to send Baxter and howe to gaol for preaching and praying. Thus the clergy, for a time, made war on schism with so much vigour that they had no time to make war on vice... It is an unquestionable and most instructive fact that the years during which the political power of the Anglican hierarchy was in the zenith were precisely the years during which national virtue was at the lowest point...
On "The Popish Plot":
... soon, from all the brothels, gambling houses, and spunging houses [sic] of London, flase witnesses poured forth to swear away the lives of Roman Catholics. One came with a story about an army of thirty thousand men who were to assemble in the disguise of pilgrims at Corrunna, and to sail thence to Wales. Another had been promised canonisation and five hundred pounds to murder the King...
The Parliamentary majority recovers from a political setback:
The party which preponderated in the House of Commons, bitterly mortified by this defeat, found some consolation in shedding the blood of Roman Catholics.
On the fitness of certain professions for public office:
... a lawyer, who, after many years devoted to professional labour, engages in politics for the first time at an advanced period of life, seldom distinguishes himself as a statesman ...
That last one has a few contemporary resonances, don't it?
There's also a copy of Voltaire's The Age of Louis XIV in the house. I was flicking through it yesterday. The second chapter is a survey of the state of various European nations before this glorious time. Here's how Voltaire describes Russia in that era:
Russia was still in a state of barbarism.
... The praise of politeness and vivacity could now scarcely be obtained except by some violation of decorum. Talents great and various assisted to spread the contagion. Ethical philosophy had recently taken a form well suited to pleasea generation equally devoted to monarchy and to vice. Thomas Hobbes had, in language more precise and luminous than has ever been employed by any other metaphysical writer, maintained that the will of the prince was the standard of right and wrong, and that every subject ought to be ready to profess Popery, Mahometanism or Paganism, at the royal command...
... The restored Church contended indeed against the prevailing immorality, but contended feebly, and with half a heart. It was necessary to the decorum of her character that she should admonish her erring children: but her admonitions were given in a somewhat perfunctory manner. Her attention was elsewhere engaged. Her whole soul was in the crushing of the Puritans, and of teaching her disciples to give unto Caesar the things which were Caesar's... She had been restored to opulence and honour by libertines... If the debauched Cavalier haunted brothels and gambling houses, he at least avoided conventicles. If he never spoke without uttering ribaldry and blasphemy, he made some amends by his eagerness to send Baxter and howe to gaol for preaching and praying. Thus the clergy, for a time, made war on schism with so much vigour that they had no time to make war on vice... It is an unquestionable and most instructive fact that the years during which the political power of the Anglican hierarchy was in the zenith were precisely the years during which national virtue was at the lowest point...
On "The Popish Plot":
... soon, from all the brothels, gambling houses, and spunging houses [sic] of London, flase witnesses poured forth to swear away the lives of Roman Catholics. One came with a story about an army of thirty thousand men who were to assemble in the disguise of pilgrims at Corrunna, and to sail thence to Wales. Another had been promised canonisation and five hundred pounds to murder the King...
The Parliamentary majority recovers from a political setback:
The party which preponderated in the House of Commons, bitterly mortified by this defeat, found some consolation in shedding the blood of Roman Catholics.
On the fitness of certain professions for public office:
... a lawyer, who, after many years devoted to professional labour, engages in politics for the first time at an advanced period of life, seldom distinguishes himself as a statesman ...
That last one has a few contemporary resonances, don't it?
There's also a copy of Voltaire's The Age of Louis XIV in the house. I was flicking through it yesterday. The second chapter is a survey of the state of various European nations before this glorious time. Here's how Voltaire describes Russia in that era:
Russia was still in a state of barbarism.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Coming Soon - The Constitutional Crisis We Have to Have. Please.
Forget the ongoing Monarchists versus Republicans vendetta - that's just a side show. Some time in the future - either when Elizabeth Battenburg Saxe-Coburg Gotha pops her clogs or the Coalition government needs to throw a sop to the Republican Liberals in the tradition of John Stuart Mill within its own ranks and the progressives outside, so that the adherents of the cult of John Howard and The Latter Day Burkean Conservatives can go on running the show their way, there'll be a referendum proposal for an elected Australian Head of State with bipartisan support. The Laboral Party will allow itself to be dragged along with whatever the Coalition puts up, to avoid the inevitable ridicule of the for years you guys have been saying you want a Republic and now we're giving you one and you're still not happy variety. The real constitutional problem us happy subjects of Wise King Otto have right now is the continuing encroachment of the executive arm of the government - the Prime Minister and Cabinet - into areas that they should leave well enough alone.
Here are a few recent and not so recent abuses of executive power - largely exercises of the Royal prerogative transferred holus-bolus to the Prime Minister and Cabinet under section 61 of the Constitution:
In all the examples listed above, Parliament was merely doing what the Constitution allows it to do - cede unfettered power over Australian citizens to the executive. The only limitations on Commonwealth power in the Constitution are in respect to conflicts between the Federal Government and the States. Our British Imperialist Founding Fathers (BIFFs) were pretty complacent about the powers of the executive over the citizenry. Even Section 116 (originally Section 115) which limits the Commonwealth power to establish religion was framed in this spirit. It is included in the section of the Constitution referring to the States and their rights. At the 1898 Constitutional Convention in (Adelaide/Melbourne/Sydney), Edmund Barton rabbited on at length about differences between the proposed Constitution Act of 1897 and the earlier draft of 1890. His rabbitings include these remarks on Section 115/116:
I will not use the words themselves, but say that the preamble states, that the people, who have agreed on the Constitution, humbly rely on the blessing of the Supreme Being. It was feared that some interpretation such as has been taken up in one or two cases in America might lead to this phrase being regarded as an action taken against religious liberty. This Convention has agreed to a clause which prevents any possibility of that kind as regards the Commonwealth, and which does not interfere with the states in questions of their internal regulation, with which, of course, this Commonwealth will not have anything to do. Clause 115 says -
The Commonwealth shall not make any law for establishing any religion, or for imposing any religious observance, or for prohibiting the free exercise of any religion, and no religious. test shall be required as a qualification for any office or public trust under the Commonwealth.
While, therefore, a concession has been made to the popular opinion that some reverential expression should be embodied in the preamble, due care has been taken by the Convention that no reliance upon that provision, and no far-fetched arguments based upon it, shall lead to any infraction of religious liberty under the laws of the Commonwealth which we hope to create. [my emphasis]
In other words, only the Commonwealth is barred from taking action against religious liberty - if the States choose to establish Churches (if, for example, the New South Wales Parliament should take it into its head to establish the Sydney Diocese of the Anglican Church as the official Church of New South Wales or the Victorian Parliament decided to make the Uniting Church the official Church of Victoria) there is nothing in our national Constitution to prevent this. And that's pretty much the way the BIFFs wanted it. The prerogatives of State governments ("States rights") take precedence over individual rights of religious conscience.
Thanks to that overrated bunch of complacent slack-arses, we have a constitution which is clearly inadequate in defining limits on the power of executive government to interfere in the lives of Australian citizens - hardly surprising, because with one or two exceptions, the buggers were all "British to their bootstraps" and were content to assume that British political tradition would be carried forwad in perpetuity when dealing with Constitutional matters. Clearly, as a matter of history, this hasn't happened and the result is an undefined executive prerogative (formally the Royal prerogative) which successive Parliaments, Governments and even High Courts have interpreted more in favour of giving power to the executive than protecting the rights of Australian citizens. Largely because the idea that there would one day be Australian citizens was beyond the comprehension of the BIFFs.
The argument between Monarchists and Republicans is largely about how we choose the national figurehead - should it be a Government appointee, representing a distant monarch or someone popularly elected. The question has largely been decided in favour of the latter and, once someone comes up with a workable proposal it will probably happen. So maybe it's time to look at some serious constitutional problems - such as the arrogations of power that have happened under this Government and the current Parliament. Or would you prefer to wait until a Laboral Government has control of both Houses of Parliament?
Here are a few recent and not so recent abuses of executive power - largely exercises of the Royal prerogative transferred holus-bolus to the Prime Minister and Cabinet under section 61 of the Constitution:
- two wars entered by default (both World Wars) as a consequence of England declaring war and a number of police actions (such as the Korean war) entered without a formal declaration of war at all.
- Deportations of long-term Australian residents under Section 501 of the Migration Act.
- Changes to the divorce laws which require divorcing couples to undergo counselling with a view to reconciliation.
- The recently removed Ministerial veto over the approval of RU-486.
- Federal funding for pregnancy counselling services to be provided by religious organisations while family planning clinics which offer abortion services are excluded from the funding program (this one might run foul of section 116 of the Constitution, assuming that a High Court challenge is ever mounted).
- Those Sedition Laws.
- The new industrial relations powers Kevin Andrews has handed himself in new regulations released Monday - such as the power to strike out of employment contracts any clause he does not like (see The Age).
- Kim Howzley's recent suck-up to the family values lobby.
In all the examples listed above, Parliament was merely doing what the Constitution allows it to do - cede unfettered power over Australian citizens to the executive. The only limitations on Commonwealth power in the Constitution are in respect to conflicts between the Federal Government and the States. Our British Imperialist Founding Fathers (BIFFs) were pretty complacent about the powers of the executive over the citizenry. Even Section 116 (originally Section 115) which limits the Commonwealth power to establish religion was framed in this spirit. It is included in the section of the Constitution referring to the States and their rights. At the 1898 Constitutional Convention in (Adelaide/Melbourne/Sydney), Edmund Barton rabbited on at length about differences between the proposed Constitution Act of 1897 and the earlier draft of 1890. His rabbitings include these remarks on Section 115/116:
I will not use the words themselves, but say that the preamble states, that the people, who have agreed on the Constitution, humbly rely on the blessing of the Supreme Being. It was feared that some interpretation such as has been taken up in one or two cases in America might lead to this phrase being regarded as an action taken against religious liberty. This Convention has agreed to a clause which prevents any possibility of that kind as regards the Commonwealth, and which does not interfere with the states in questions of their internal regulation, with which, of course, this Commonwealth will not have anything to do. Clause 115 says -
The Commonwealth shall not make any law for establishing any religion, or for imposing any religious observance, or for prohibiting the free exercise of any religion, and no religious. test shall be required as a qualification for any office or public trust under the Commonwealth.
While, therefore, a concession has been made to the popular opinion that some reverential expression should be embodied in the preamble, due care has been taken by the Convention that no reliance upon that provision, and no far-fetched arguments based upon it, shall lead to any infraction of religious liberty under the laws of the Commonwealth which we hope to create. [my emphasis]
In other words, only the Commonwealth is barred from taking action against religious liberty - if the States choose to establish Churches (if, for example, the New South Wales Parliament should take it into its head to establish the Sydney Diocese of the Anglican Church as the official Church of New South Wales or the Victorian Parliament decided to make the Uniting Church the official Church of Victoria) there is nothing in our national Constitution to prevent this. And that's pretty much the way the BIFFs wanted it. The prerogatives of State governments ("States rights") take precedence over individual rights of religious conscience.
Thanks to that overrated bunch of complacent slack-arses, we have a constitution which is clearly inadequate in defining limits on the power of executive government to interfere in the lives of Australian citizens - hardly surprising, because with one or two exceptions, the buggers were all "British to their bootstraps" and were content to assume that British political tradition would be carried forwad in perpetuity when dealing with Constitutional matters. Clearly, as a matter of history, this hasn't happened and the result is an undefined executive prerogative (formally the Royal prerogative) which successive Parliaments, Governments and even High Courts have interpreted more in favour of giving power to the executive than protecting the rights of Australian citizens. Largely because the idea that there would one day be Australian citizens was beyond the comprehension of the BIFFs.
The argument between Monarchists and Republicans is largely about how we choose the national figurehead - should it be a Government appointee, representing a distant monarch or someone popularly elected. The question has largely been decided in favour of the latter and, once someone comes up with a workable proposal it will probably happen. So maybe it's time to look at some serious constitutional problems - such as the arrogations of power that have happened under this Government and the current Parliament. Or would you prefer to wait until a Laboral Government has control of both Houses of Parliament?
Monday, March 20, 2006
Media Riddle
Q: Why is free-to-air television like a kerosene lamp?
A: They're both obsolete. But a kerosene lamp is more interesting to watch (unless, of course, you're in the young female demographic Ten pitches for with Neighbours and The Biggest Loser).
According to our ABC's Alan Carter on Treasure Hunt a couple of weeks ago:
Prior to 1850, lighting was incredibly inefficient. Choices usually consisted of candles, which had been around since 3000 BC, or oil lamps. The invention of kerosene, a refined liquid fuel produced initially from shale oil, changed all that and manufacturers across the world were quick to produce a range of lamps that could take advantage of its combustible qualities. In the process they came up with some really beautiful and elegant designs, quite a lot of which still survive.
Sadly, the golden age of kerosene lamps was a short-lived period in history. In less than forty years gas lamps had replaced them in the larger cities and towns and few survived the rapid conversion to electric lighting in the early 1900’s.
Wikipedia puts the advent of the Kerosene lamp at 1853, the year in which they were first used by one Ignacy Lukasiewicz. In Australia, electrical lighting was first used (for street lighting) in 1888. By 1927, 34% of homes were electrically wired. Or so it says here.
Free to air television has been around in Australia since 1956. Now, just as the kerosene lamp (and the gas mantle) lost out to electric lighting, free to air TV is losing out to cable, the internet and DVD players. But unlike the kerosene lamp industry, the meejah companies have friends in Government. Well, let's face it - what could a lamp manufacturer hold over the heads of an elected government - bad lighting? That's not likely to make a politician nervous - especially at a time when the Prime Minister takes pride in being kept in the dark on important matters of state. But bad news coverage around election time - well that's a different story.
Whatever the opposition might have to say about Helen Coonan's media paper, in practice the basis of "media policy" in Australia is a bipartisan agreement that it's a bad idea to piss off meejah proprietors - especially Rupert Murdoch, the sole survivor of the Murpack duopoly. The ALP learnt this lesson in the 1970s after Rupert turned on the Whitlam Government he had helped to create. You may remember the event; during the 1975 post-dismissal election, the Labor backroom boys decided that the only way that Labor stood a chance in the polls was for Gough to walk on water. So , on a fine sunny day, Gough walked down to the shore of Lake Burley Griffin, stepped out onto the surface of the waters and crossed the lake, finishing his walk by strolling up to Old Parliament House for a doorstop press conference. The next day, the front pages of all the papers announced that Gough had walked on water. All the papers, that is, except for The Australian which ran the story under the headline WHITLAM FAILS TO SWIM ACROSS LAKE BURLEY GRIFFIN.
So it doesn't really matter which of the major parties - Liberal or Laboral - is in power, meejah policy is always going to be characterised by lip service to the public interest and a nod and a wink to the proprietors and their commercial interests. And no one - not Kenneth Davidson, John Quiggin, Mark Bahnisch, Dave Tiley or mug punters like me who just want the bastards to show something interesting to watch - is ever going to be happy with Government meejah policy. Whoops, that was a little sexist and maybe ageist - they're all blokes of a certain age, I forgot the young female demographic. Apparently they're very happy.
Postscript: Coonan's meejah proposals aren't the first arse-about policy she's sponsored. Consider the Government's proposals to deal with the problem of telemarketing. Having considered the desire of Aussie phone owners and renters - the majority of us - to enjoy evenings at home without the phone ringing every twenty minutes offering discount subscriptions to Nude Weightlifting Illustrated and other august publications or the opportunity to transfer our phone bill to a cheaper reseller the good Senator proposes a national register of phone numbers which are not to be called. With fines for (local) companies that call numbers on the register. It's described as an "opt-in" register in most of the reports I've seen but it's really an opt-out of geting annoying phone calls register. Another token gesture to the public interest, with much nodding and winking to that important sector of the economy that produces an economically significant domestic import substitute - annoying telephone calls to people who don't want them. I suppose there's some justification for this approach - it wouldn't do much for the balance of trade if all the unwanted telemarketing phone calls in Australia were coming from India, would it?
Update to Postscript: in today's Age, Nick O'Malley reports that Indian call centre staff are fed up with racist abuse. I'd like to make it clear that I don't endorse racist abuse of Indian call centre staff. The ordinary abuse you'd give to any telemarketer is quite sufficient.
A: They're both obsolete. But a kerosene lamp is more interesting to watch (unless, of course, you're in the young female demographic Ten pitches for with Neighbours and The Biggest Loser).
According to our ABC's Alan Carter on Treasure Hunt a couple of weeks ago:
Prior to 1850, lighting was incredibly inefficient. Choices usually consisted of candles, which had been around since 3000 BC, or oil lamps. The invention of kerosene, a refined liquid fuel produced initially from shale oil, changed all that and manufacturers across the world were quick to produce a range of lamps that could take advantage of its combustible qualities. In the process they came up with some really beautiful and elegant designs, quite a lot of which still survive.
Sadly, the golden age of kerosene lamps was a short-lived period in history. In less than forty years gas lamps had replaced them in the larger cities and towns and few survived the rapid conversion to electric lighting in the early 1900’s.
Wikipedia puts the advent of the Kerosene lamp at 1853, the year in which they were first used by one Ignacy Lukasiewicz. In Australia, electrical lighting was first used (for street lighting) in 1888. By 1927, 34% of homes were electrically wired. Or so it says here.
Free to air television has been around in Australia since 1956. Now, just as the kerosene lamp (and the gas mantle) lost out to electric lighting, free to air TV is losing out to cable, the internet and DVD players. But unlike the kerosene lamp industry, the meejah companies have friends in Government. Well, let's face it - what could a lamp manufacturer hold over the heads of an elected government - bad lighting? That's not likely to make a politician nervous - especially at a time when the Prime Minister takes pride in being kept in the dark on important matters of state. But bad news coverage around election time - well that's a different story.
Whatever the opposition might have to say about Helen Coonan's media paper, in practice the basis of "media policy" in Australia is a bipartisan agreement that it's a bad idea to piss off meejah proprietors - especially Rupert Murdoch, the sole survivor of the Murpack duopoly. The ALP learnt this lesson in the 1970s after Rupert turned on the Whitlam Government he had helped to create. You may remember the event; during the 1975 post-dismissal election, the Labor backroom boys decided that the only way that Labor stood a chance in the polls was for Gough to walk on water. So , on a fine sunny day, Gough walked down to the shore of Lake Burley Griffin, stepped out onto the surface of the waters and crossed the lake, finishing his walk by strolling up to Old Parliament House for a doorstop press conference. The next day, the front pages of all the papers announced that Gough had walked on water. All the papers, that is, except for The Australian which ran the story under the headline WHITLAM FAILS TO SWIM ACROSS LAKE BURLEY GRIFFIN.
So it doesn't really matter which of the major parties - Liberal or Laboral - is in power, meejah policy is always going to be characterised by lip service to the public interest and a nod and a wink to the proprietors and their commercial interests. And no one - not Kenneth Davidson, John Quiggin, Mark Bahnisch, Dave Tiley or mug punters like me who just want the bastards to show something interesting to watch - is ever going to be happy with Government meejah policy. Whoops, that was a little sexist and maybe ageist - they're all blokes of a certain age, I forgot the young female demographic. Apparently they're very happy.
Postscript: Coonan's meejah proposals aren't the first arse-about policy she's sponsored. Consider the Government's proposals to deal with the problem of telemarketing. Having considered the desire of Aussie phone owners and renters - the majority of us - to enjoy evenings at home without the phone ringing every twenty minutes offering discount subscriptions to Nude Weightlifting Illustrated and other august publications or the opportunity to transfer our phone bill to a cheaper reseller the good Senator proposes a national register of phone numbers which are not to be called. With fines for (local) companies that call numbers on the register. It's described as an "opt-in" register in most of the reports I've seen but it's really an opt-out of geting annoying phone calls register. Another token gesture to the public interest, with much nodding and winking to that important sector of the economy that produces an economically significant domestic import substitute - annoying telephone calls to people who don't want them. I suppose there's some justification for this approach - it wouldn't do much for the balance of trade if all the unwanted telemarketing phone calls in Australia were coming from India, would it?
Update to Postscript: in today's Age, Nick O'Malley reports that Indian call centre staff are fed up with racist abuse. I'd like to make it clear that I don't endorse racist abuse of Indian call centre staff. The ordinary abuse you'd give to any telemarketer is quite sufficient.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Great Moments in Sports Commentary
It's a cat-fight! A dead set cat-fight! They're really fighting it out now in the clean and jerk!
Some dork on Channel 9 about five minutes ago, talking about the women's weightlifting.
Some dork on Channel 9 about five minutes ago, talking about the women's weightlifting.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Hammered!
I don't know who John Armstrong is (and I don't have much desire to find out right now) but he sure knows how to hackney a phrase:
The problem with the extremist is the lack of generosity towards the crooked timbers of humanity. The failure, that is, to recognise just how hard it is for most people to live out ideals...
The crooked timbers aren't just to do with possessiveness, although I think that's a big component, but also with the inescapable messiness of life...
The central problem of civilised life - and civilisation - is in holding onto our ideals and putting them into workable versions, given the crooked timbers of humanity...
An essential part of being civilised, in this respect, is empathy with the crooked timbers of humanity. One should not mock people for being what they are; instead it is important to entice rather than berate...
This goes to the heart of being civilised, for being civilised is to do with holding onto good ideals while recognising and working with... [no prizes for guessing what comes next]
(All quotes from Armstrong's article In search of the civilised life in today's rainforest version of The Age)
Look, I haven't had a cigarette in three and a half hours, so don't expect me to be in a particularly civilised mood.
The problem with the extremist is the lack of generosity towards the crooked timbers of humanity. The failure, that is, to recognise just how hard it is for most people to live out ideals...
The crooked timbers aren't just to do with possessiveness, although I think that's a big component, but also with the inescapable messiness of life...
The central problem of civilised life - and civilisation - is in holding onto our ideals and putting them into workable versions, given the crooked timbers of humanity...
An essential part of being civilised, in this respect, is empathy with the crooked timbers of humanity. One should not mock people for being what they are; instead it is important to entice rather than berate...
This goes to the heart of being civilised, for being civilised is to do with holding onto good ideals while recognising and working with... [no prizes for guessing what comes next]
(All quotes from Armstrong's article In search of the civilised life in today's rainforest version of The Age)
Look, I haven't had a cigarette in three and a half hours, so don't expect me to be in a particularly civilised mood.
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