Screamers

Tuesday, 10 December 2002

I don't know what the bloke at the local milk bar is up to. When I went there this morning he had the newspaper banners out: on the left, the Melbourne Hun: "SEX BEAST HUNT" and immediately next it on the right The Age: "BASHIR'S PLAN FOR AUSTRALIA". He usually puts them the other way round, with a bit of distance between them, so I suspect he's playing silly buggers.

Update: I think the subbies at the Oz are feeling a bit playful today. How else can we explain the headline on their opinion page "Angela Shanahan: A wrong not even Superman can right"?