An Open Letter

To Mr Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe
On behalf of Sam, an Australian Blogger

Dear Mr Mugabe,

Sam would dearly like to live in a society where he can say what he will
without fear of contradiction or criticism and occasionally kick the shit
out of those who do not meet his standards of good citizenship.

Could you please, please, PLEASE, let him have Zimbabwe once you're
finished with it.

Yours Faithfully,

Gummo Trotsky.

PS: If you decide Sam's not up to it, there are plenty of other Aussies who'd be glad to take it off your hands.