Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Announcing - Flag Elation!

It is the flag that does it for me, and I believe it does it for thousands and thousands of Australians. I would like to think we could see the flag on every street corner.
Bruce Scott (Nationals, Queensland) Member for Maranoa (Hansard, 27 February 2006)

Are you one of those thousands and thousands of Australians? Is it the flag that does it for you? Or are you one of those other Australians who wonder what all the fuss is about?

Whoever you are, Flag Elation is ready to help you take your patriotic fervour to a whole new level! In stock now:

For Him: Aussie Flag Lycra Posing Pouches - she's going to love it when she sees one of thes little numbers bursting with your national pride!

For Her: Aussie Flag Peekaboo Bra and Crotchless Panties with lace trim (red, white or blue)! Show off your national assets in these beauties!

For Both of You: Scottie's Ribbed Rubber Johnnies! Run one of these up your flagpole and you'll really rouse her patriotic passions!

Plus - extensive range
of Aussie Flag Ticklers and Stims for adventurous patriots! Send for
our exclusive catalogue today!

(Images by His Excellency, Lord Sedgewick of Strathmore)


Anonymous said...

You could have a career writhing, sorry writing this stuff.

- barista

Lord Sedgwick said...

Thanks for the sample bag what landed over the back fence this arvo. Wearing of same down Pascoe Vale Rd turned a few heads (and tricks). Most rewarding.

FXH said...

hey gummo - enough of your skinny super model schtick already hey

deej said...

What about some dunny paper?

Gummo Trotsky said...

Dunny paper's not on I'm afraid deej - unless we went for dunny paper featuring flags of all nations we currently despise - Can't have people wiping their arses on the Aussie flag.

Anna Winter said...

Dear Editor

I used to visit Tug Boat Potemkin for hard-hitting current affairs and biting commentary.

I am appalled at the way this site has slowly become nothing but an outlet for soft-porn and reality television.

I am taking my business elsewhere.